Category Archives: Episode 002

When B&B met David Gandy

At the beginning of this week, we were scared to look into our diaries- 2 events every night, at least… however, a bottle of Rose later on Tuesday night, we absolutely loved our week already! Wiggling from Soho to Mayfair to Temple to Kentish Town, in our very trendy white Primani sneakers (£2.50, can quickly be exchanged for heels- our favourites!!), the highlight of the week must have been Wednesday night: the launch of Rankin’s “The Hunger”.

Set in a photo studio in Kentish Town, we were queuing up between a bunch of very trendy looking people before entering the packed but impressive venue. After finding the bar we were all realxed and ready for a great evening- until David Gandy squeezed by. We were NOT relaxed anymore. Now here’s the thing: usually, we don’t really get excited about celebrities- and that’s not because we are cool, but simply because we don’t recognize them. However, we DO know that Armani poster, and certainly did recognise the Gandy! WHAT TO DO??!!

Glancing around, everybody was still very relaxed. So what else to do then blending in with the crowd, and just squeezing past him very cool to find the smoking corner? While squeezing past, Blonde suddenly thought it was a great idea to…..grind against his leg. She just couldn’t help it. At the same time, Blonder couldn’t stop staring at his nipples and drooling. Comment: “They were very hard”.

We didn’t see David after this anymore, and left the party soon after to get lost in the local pub. Still gutted we didn’t ask for his phone number instead!