Dear fan club,
It´s official – Blonde & Blonder are finally back! Hurrah! I´m sure you missed us like Blonder misses a glass of rose every morning. But let´s get to the point- we´re not here to talk nonsense, as you all know. We´re here to share our great stories with you! So this is what happened…
On a beautiful Friday night, Blonde & Blonder decided to go to a champagne bar- we´re 30 now, we´re ladies! Two bottles later (we were with the three of us, so don´t judge us!) we decided to visit our most loyal fan, La Toya, at city-boy restaurant Barbecoa- full of posh people sipping wine. Perfect!
A few bottles and loads of meat later (thanks to the amazing butler working there) the restaurant was closing down and…we were invited to join the staff at their local pub. LOCAL PUB?! Sounded like heaven! Of course we joined in.
Another three bottles later, Blonde & Blonder had managed to harrass all staff of Barbecoa (including La Toya), annoy the bar staff with music requests (they didn´t have David Hasselhoff!! whattt??) and danced with everyone who wasn´t quick enough to get away. Oh and just to clarify- the pub wasn´t made for dancing.
Strangely, none of us remembers the rest of the night- someone must have spiked one of our 7x wine bottles!! Ever since that night, we have received several emails from people claiming they had met us that night (nonsense!! Never heard of them!), or other silly questions like “did you sleep with all 3 of them”?? No, of course not.
We did learn a very important lesson though: do not take business cards with you when out with Blonder (who cares about the 7x bottles of wine?!)!